He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.

The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the lucky coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance.

The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use.

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they'll upset by the lack of biscuits.

He learned one orange giraffe * an important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy blue day is a bad idea.

It's not possible * to convince a monkey to give you three banana's by promising it five bananas when they die.

I know many children ask for a happy pony, but I wanted a bicycle with help * rockets strapped to it.

My uncle's favorite pastime was fire building cars out of noodles.

I've traveled all board around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.

For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge.

As he waited for the shower to warm, he noticed that he could hear water change temperature.

He stomped on his red fruit loops and thus love became a cereal * killer.

He created a pig burger out of beef for the seventh time.

Situps are a terrible way to end your day.

Watching the geriatric men's softball team brought back memories of three yr olds playing t-ball.

Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion.

I am cinema counting my twenty-six calories, yet I really want delicous dessert.

Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly dog pressed against the chalkboard.

The shooter says goodbye to his love.

I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice.

The urgent * Asia care center was flooded with patients after the news advertising of a new deadly virus was made public.

He decided that the dizzy time wood had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he'd used until then.

The ice-cream trucks bring back five bad memories for all of us.

They ran around the corner to find * that they had traveled back in time.